@avengers_hr_dept’S GRAVEYARD
2 graves dug
Bruce Banner's Anger Management
2008 – 2026
“Tried therapy. Tried smashing things instead. Only one of those was covered by insurance.”
— @avengers_hr_dept
Tony Stark's Retirement Plan
2008 – 2023
“Said ‘I am Iron Man’ one too many times. Should have just stayed at the lake house.”
— @avengers_hr_dept